Pesterlogs

[JinAh]

NOT part of Procrastinationstuck.

Well I guess it can be if you want, but that would be sort of pointless.

> Reader: Write pesterlogs RPing as canon Homestuck characters.

You write a fantastic PESTERLOG. God it is so beautiful. You hold it close to your chest and SOB a little.

> Reader: Man up!

You MAN UP. Your manliness ascends to hitherto unknown levels. There is so much manliness in here. You cannot even begin to describe it.

You are still CRYING, though. Because REAL MEN SHED REAL TEARS. TEARS OF MANLY EMOTION.

> Reader: Post pesterlog on A Trove of Tales RP Site.

You must immediately show all of your friends this work of beauty that you have created! Such fantasticness must of course be spread to the masses.

It was once said,

"If thou makest a work of true beauty,
Spread it wide to the four winds
So that the world will know
I'm totally awesome, babe.
Seriously, I am the bomb.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson

You are pretty sure Tennyson said that.

WARNING:

Pretty much anyone RPing as Karkat, Sollux, Eridan, Gamzee, or Dave will CURSE GRATUITOUSLY! That is not called BEING INAPPROPRIATE. It is called BEING IN CHARACTER.

Seriously, any fic with a non-profane Karkat is getting into some SERIOUSLY AU territory.

[JinAh]

EB: oh man why am I shaking my head like that?
EB: Rose would make fun of me so much if she saw that.
TT: I am looking at you.
TT: It's quite amusing.
TT: Please, continue. I'm sure this says a great deal about your varied neuroses.
TT: Shall I bring you some cake for you to rant at while you dance?
GG: D: rose youre being mean!!!
GG: i like your dance john :D
GG: you look like one of those imps!!!
GG: do you want me to do the dance with you?
TG: well of course harley would think the dance was cool
TG: harley probably thinks that egberts massive amounts of derp is the coolest thing on the planet
GG: john is very cool!!!
TG: yeah sure
EB: :p see, dave?
EB: jade thinks i'm cooler than you.
GG: i didnt say that!!!!!!! dave and john are both cool!
TG: harley no offense but youre not the greatest judge of cool
TG: now bro
TG: theres a bro who knows where his cools at
EB: oh man dave I still haven't met your bro!
GG: i havent met your dad either john ! ! ! i bet his cakes are really good ! ! ! ! !
EB: WHAT
EB: NO.
TT: Perhaps we should arrange a meeting where we could all meet each others' respective guardians.
GG: um . . . im sure my grandpa would love to meet you guys but i just dont know if that would work out :(
TG: yeah
TG: same with bro
TG: i dont even know where he is right now
TG: probably off climbing to unparallelled heights of ironic badassery
TG: you know
TG: being bro
TT: I suppose a meeting is out, then?
EB: yeah, i guess, rose.
TT: It's all for the best, perhaps. I wasn't sure if I was too thrilled about you meeting my mother.
GG: would she have been mean to us ? ?
TT: No. I'm sure she would have been horribly polite and considerate to my friends.
TT: It would have been a skillfull act of passive-aggressive warfare.
TT: I would have been powerless to strike back.
EB: um, rose . . .
EB: frankly i think your rivalry with your mom is a little weird!
GG: maybe she really wants to be nice to you ! ! ! :)
TT: I know her fiendish ways. Being kind to my friends would be a critical blow. She would have gained the upper hand - perhaps for eternity.
TG: man lalonde
TG: i knew you had some serious issues
TG: but seriously
TG: youre not even being ironic on this one
TG: you seriously believe it
TG: that is probably the dumbest thing you have ever said
TG: pretty soon youll be approaching egderp territory
EB: hey!

[JinAh]

I wrote this during English. Because I was bored and didn't want to write my essay.

Typing quirks/styles may be slightly off because I didn't have internet to check them ...

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