My favorites:
Sonia:
This was amusing and we thusly laughed.
Right-wing radio was the best way to wake up - along with mariachi music - it annoyed me so much that I ended up fully awake.
"HeydadcanyoulikebringthosesuitcasesouttothecarpleaseohgodareSophieandElenaawakeaaauuugh!" I ran around, burning myself with flying bits of hot butter.
"This isn't a party without ice cream," I said as I wolfed down spoonful after spoonful of chocolate decadence. "And we have ice cream. So therefore it's a party."
"Excellent insight, Professor Margolin," muttered Rachel.
We climbed into our beds at about 10 and I subconciously prepared myself for the day ahead. I had this strange dream about nuclear reactors and Japanese hotels and cereal bowls... and there was some fat panda rooming with me in the hotel. Sometimes I feel like the stupid things my brain comes up with could be turned into energy and fuel a small Sub-Saharan African village.
/ooc sorry for dumb post lol I am running on three bowls of ice cream. <3
"Nyuuu... Stay riiiight there.. blocking the sun.... waffle."
Saki:
"How are you?" He said, seemingly disappointed that I wasn't jumping up and down and squealing at his presence or his "demonstration of masculine strength" by running so fast. He actually called it that. Several times.
Rachel:
If Vi tells you the story about the time JinAh and I purposely enchanted scissors to cut off the hair on one side of their heads, well. It's a lie. A filthy, dirty lie, and she should be ashamed for spreading it. I'd go for their eyebrows.
When we were there, I quickly said goodbye to my family and entered the house. I yelled out a hello and then went on a rant about how why I was late. No one cared.
Then we all ate ice cream.
Charlotte:
"I know, huh? It has some of the funniest things in there. Like here, it says that there's a certain kind of lizard that actually spurts blood out of its eyes!"
"Er, Sako. That's real."
"Er, really?"
I decided to put [my wand] in my back pocket.*
*Somewhere in a close parallel universe, Mad-Eye moody shivers.
I realize most of this post is about the food. But seriously, this is a very important aspect of the story to me. FOOD IS IMPORTANT. And lovely and wonderful and sweet and... |DD cheesecake...
Then he turned to me. "Can I trust you not to go out stealing toilet seats from the teachers' bathroom?" he asked me solemnly. I giggled. "Yeah, Dad."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm pretty sure. If ever the urge comes over me, I shall pinch myself, and that'll set me right."
Laura:
"This is so much fun, guys!" I said. Sonia and I were spinning around hand in hand.
"I knoooooooow," said Sonia, sounding like she might be about to puke.
"Ohmygod guys these things are so cool. I can never get over this stuff! Magic is so AWESOME," Sonia said, her blond curls practically quivering with excitement. I patted her on the head. "You're so cute."
Kris:
"You think that, but you're weird," I added.
"We're all weird."
Sako sighed. "Both of you idiots, shut up."
If I'm losing my socks, it's because I'm wearing them.
I forced back a yawn as a greeted her, "Good morning, my midget. How did you sleep last evening?"
Willow:
Of course I had to start the evening by fingering both Laura and Sonia's hair. They both simply have amazing hair. In year two I used to accompany this with fluff like "Oh Laura, your hair is the color of goldenrods swaying in the amber waves of grain like a golden mountain woven through a sunkissed waterfall..." It is probably pretty obvious why I stopped.
I saw Sonia making strange gestures at La. Was this the Laura-Sonia mating ritual? WERE THEY LESBIANS? WHy didn't they tell me! I am totally fine being friends with beautiful lesbian women who might very well try to seduce me!!
"Okay, well, there was this box. And there was a bowl of Cheerios. And then there was a girl. And she was in the middle of the road with the Cheerios. And the bowl of Cheerios got caught on the tail pipe of a really fast broom and then it died! IT DIED!!!! See, it's funny because bowls can't die!"
Vi:
Oh my goodness. An "E"? An "E"?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! (btdubbs: Vi has informed me that an E is equivalent to a B, and not a 90-95, as I had previously believed. Learn something new every day.)
"Well, after our elective, we get to go to Transfiguration," I pointed out. "With Gryffindor, which means that we'll look even better in Transfiguration than normal, which is still really good, naturally."